Bandaids

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I have mixed feelings about bandaids.

They’re comforting. But..

They collect all kinds of strange and unappetising fluids in the fabric. Sticky residue will be left all over your skin. And then everything turns a dark, dirty colour.

People judge you because you’re clumsy enough to require one.

People judge you because you’re not manly enough to go without.

Good thing I’m not a man.

 

 

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